Quotes from Sex and The City

I love Sex and The City. That’s the sitcom where the name Carrie is derived as my “nickname”. Not that I”m as sexually active as her.. (wahahaha) but I just love the name. Found a webby with quotes from SATC.. it’s so damn funny! Will put it here…

Charlotte: In some cultures, heavy women with mustaches are considered beautiful.
Samatha: And you’re looking at me while you’re saying that?

Carrie: I like him.
Samantha: Well, that’s real swell, but it still doesn’t get the cream in the cupcake.
Carrie: But the thing I like best about him is his family.
Samantha: Mmm! Anyone there you can fuck?

Carrie: Men in their forties are like the New York Times Sunday crossword puzzle: tricky, complicated, and you’re never really sure you got the right answer.

Samantha on The Rules: The women who wrote that book—they wrote it because they couldn’t get laid, so they constructed this whole bullshit theory to make women who can get laid feel bad.

Miranda: You farted! You’re human!
Carrie: I don’t want him to know that!

Carrie: Damn! Why is that girl still bothering me?
Samantha: Honey, you have to let it go. If I worried what every bitch in New York was saying about me, I’d never leave the house.

Carrie: I’m not going to replace a man with some battery-operated device.
Miranda: You haven’t met The Rabbit.
Samantha: Oh come on, if you’re going to get a vibrator, at least get one called The Horse.

Carrie: Men who are good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.

Samantha: Frankly, I think it’s sad, the way she’s using a child to validate her existence.
Carrie: Exactly. Why can’t she just use sex and a nice cocktail like the rest of us?

Carrie: New York City is all about sex. People getting it, people trying to get it, people who can’t get it. No wonder the city never sleeps. It’s too busy trying to get laid.

Charlotte: Is he a good kisser?
Samantha (crying): Oh, who the fuck cares? His dick is like a gherkin.

Carrie: Have you?
Mr. Big: Have I what?
Carrie: Ever been in love.
Mr Big: Absofuckinglutely.

Female police officer: Ma’am, it’s against city law to deface public property.
Samantha: This man said he loved me and I caught him eating another woman’s pussy.
Female police officer: Carry on, ma’am.

Miranda: I’m sorry, Steve, I’m an asshole.
Steve: Yeah you are. But you’re my asshole.
Miranda: That’s sweet. And gross, at the same time.

Charlotte (to Samantha): Is your vagina in the New York City guidebooks? Because it should be – it’s the hottest spot in town – it’s always open.

Charlotte: So how are you?
Carrie: I’m good. How are you?
Charlotte: Great.
Carrie: I told Aidan about the affair and he broke up with me.
Charlotte: Trey and I never had sex on our honeymoon.
Carrie: You win. So. Should we get more coffee or should we get two guns and kill ourselves?

Carrie: I’ve spent $40,000 on shoes and I have noplace to live? I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes!

Muehehehe… hope you guys have fun reading this.

Xmas in Queensbay

I love the Xmas tree in Queensbay.. Blue and White.. the serenest colour of all seasons…

Merry Christmas!

It’s once again the winter season of the year.. Christmas is here again… not to stay, but at least this Christmas will hopefully be one of the coolest one I’ve ever celebrated.

Me n Audrey organised a Xmas dinner party tonight since a lot of us are not free starting tomoro.. We’ll be holding it in Ingolf Kenieper, a German restaurant near Tg Tokong. IK serves the best pork steak and biggest sausages ever. Hehe. SAUSAGES…………………

Today’s also the day we eat our tang yuan… “Dong Zhi” celebration.. so Happy Dong Zhi to u too! Go eat your tang yuan cuz it marks that you’ve grown one year older …

This reminds me of a story when I was young.

My sis: Mummy, why must we eat tang yuan? Me no like it.
Mum: Cuz that means you’ll grow older by one year. You don’t want to stuck in Std 3 rite?
My sis: -Eats one- So if eat two, means I grow older by two years?
Mum: -Smacks head-

Hehe.

Hope you guys have a Merry Xmas and Happy New Year too!

Jinxiu Zhonghua

aka Splendid China.

My Shenzhen tour include this special place called Jinxiu Zhonghua. It is also fondly known as Xiao Ren Guo (Little Men’s Country). I did not have high expectations of this particular place since my first experience with Shenzhen was its abominable, stinky, unbelievable toilet. Oh gosh, the toilet is super shocking!! There’re no clear cubicle area and they expect people to pee while looking at each other’s butt. And the toilet doesn’t have flush since it’s just a hole in the middle with “water + pee” running in it.

Something like what Thana and gang experience when they went to India few years ago, in a train. Just that this “toilet bowl” doesn’t move about.

Ok, let’s get back to the topic.

The entrance of JXZH is something like mini Batu Caves. Gosh. My parents had little difficulty climbing the stairs. When we entered JXZH, we were wow-ed by the scenery and beauty of the place.

This is the first spot after we entered from the entrance. So pretty!

We took the train ride around the park. At RMB 20 per person, it was a relief to sit rather than randomly walk around the park without any guide. To my surprise, the park is actually pretty huge! Our guide took us to the next spot, Mini -whatever- Palace.

-So mini that if I step on it, it will break.. -

Then we came to the next spot, the Mini Great Wall of China. Awesome! It was so so so long that i got tired of taking the pictures.. So I’ll just put one up for now.

Next is the tribes of the Mongolians. Apparently the Hans did not like the Mongols, since the Mongols did manage to invade and conquer some parts of China.

Walao, stay like this, as if camping everyday nia. Sien.

This is the famous Tibet’s Pu Ta La Gong. Yeah, now you don’t have to go Tibet to see this building.

Finally when we reach the end of the ride, we saw this same figurine that I’ve been seeing for days. It’s an ancient Chinese creature, known for bring luck and wealth to the owner of it. It’s called Pi Xiu. I don’t know what’s its English name though. Our fengshui-conscious tour guide in HK said, the correct way to touch/pat/rub the Pi Xiu is to softly touch the head and glide it to the tail.

And then we head for the Horse Ride performance. Although it’s a 45 minute show, but I enjoyed it thoroughly. The performers ride their horse as if it’s a bed. Some lie on the fast-moving horse.. some stand on one feet, some squat and some do headstand on it. Tiu. So crazy.

This one practices yoga on a horse. Aha.

I’ve skipped some parts where we visit the tribal villages. If you were to end up in Shenzhen one day, do go pay JXZH a visit. It’s really worth it. At the entrance fee of RMB120, I enjoyed it damnalot. But one thing though, if you’re there with a full bladder, please do prepare to queue a long line to use the toilet. My trick? Use the handicapped people’s toilet. Hehe.

Eh, I’m not being mean ok. Cannot tahan till wanna flow out den how?

I love the sceneries there, don’t you?

A short conversation… that left me smiling throughout the day~

Someone: Hi. Got miss me or not?
Me: HUH?!

(You don’t usually get a call from ppl which starts with “Got miss me or not?” unless he’s your boyfriend. Summore call my company phone.)

Someone: Wei.
Me: PC? (I’m expecting a call from PC anyways)
Someone: What PC PC? This is NOT PC.
Me: OOOOOH. HH!

HH: So, got miss me or not?
Me: Got…. Miss you damnalot ok.
HH: Wei, you left your bra in my apartment. It’s 32 B.
Me: WTF.!
HH: What F F? 32B not your size meh.

(I sensed something wasn’t right. Hmm.)

Me: Nope. Not right.
HH: Fine. So what’s your size?

(Ha… I knew it man!)

Me: I’m not telling. Why you wanna know?
HH: So your size is NOT 32B?
Me: Grrr. What you gonna do with my bra size? Buy me Victoria’s Secret ar?
HH: Yalah.

(-___-”)

Me: Ok fine. I want red color one.
HH: Red is not suitable for you. I saw Tyra Banks with a white one. Totally hot.
Me: That’s cuz she got dark skin. Get me the black one.
HH: Yup. Ok.

(o.O)

Gosh by the time I hung up the call, I was laughing till my stomach ache. Later I got an email from Chew. Something abt A-Z Loves meaning… Let me name some..

A for Accept
B for Belief
C for Care
D for Deserve
E for Enjoy
F for Freedom
…. (yada yada yada)

Well then I got a reply from PC.

“I tot “F” for something “productive to generate a new life” hehehe… kidding la. Damn I got a bad virus infected from HH “

Oh gosh! What happened to PC! After spending 2 weeks with HH in US, he changed for the _______. You fill up your own answer.

Oh gosh. -__-”"

Jumbo Floating Restaurant

Have you heard of the Stephen Chow’s movie called God of Cookery? Ha… Remember the ending of the movie was filmed in this restaurant called Jumbo Floating Restaurant?

No? Hehe, so do I.

Anyways. My brother was like, “ISN’T IT THE RESTAURANT THAT CHOW SING CHI FILMED BLA BLA BLA…” But no, we did not eat in there cuz it’s so fricking super duper expensive and to eat it, we need to pay an extra of a thousand per person. Like, hello? Money don’t exactly fall grow on trees u know.

So since money don’t go on trees, so we’ll just make do with taking the boat around Aberdeen and taking pictures of the restaurant la. When we sat in the sampan, we looked like refugees escaping Vietnam. Wahahaha..

The boat trip costs us HK$50 perperson but it’s worth it No doubt it’s just a half an hour boat ride, having chances your hair being all messed up by the wind, and risking falling from the boat (cuz we all crowded one corner to take pic of the JF Restaurant), I tell u, it’s worth the money. You get to see the “dark” side of Aberdeen. Not actually dark dark la.. but more like the unpretty part of the expensive HK Island.

I’ll be still updating my HK trip for awhile, so i hope you guys “stay on the boat” and read on!

I met Jackie and Kelly!

When I went to Hong Kong last week, I met two huge local superstars!

I meant, reli reli super duper stars!

Anyone who doesn’t know who’s Jackie Chan and Kelly Chen?

…

Shame on u.

:p Kidding, I know you all know la.

Jackie is forever on his smiling mode but gosh, he refused to shake my hands. Kelly is also smiling prettily but she refused to look in the camera! Oh gosh!

Haha. Kidding lar. You think if I met them real-life, I can take photos with them without the crowd pushing me away? These photos are taken from the famous Madame Tussaud’s in The Peak. I would love to enter but sadly, it’s closed when I arrived at the entrance. Aih. And the entrance fee is not a delightful amount too. HK$115 or 120 per person, which means its around RM60 pp. Wow. Even Sunway Lagoon is not that expensive la.

I would still love to go to a Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum one day though… and I’ll make sure I take photos giler babi banyak since I’ve paid for what it’s worth.

Oh well. That’s when I have the money to go HK again.

HK Disneyland…. weeeeeeeee~~~~

I’ve never been to a Disneyland before. And up to date, HK Disneyland is said to be the newest yet not the best one still. But oh well, I went to HK, not LA, Paris or Tokyo, so I have to be contented to just visit one of the Disneylands in the world.

Back to the topic. Did u know HK Disneyland is located on the Lantau Island?

Wait, don’t tell me you don’t know where Lantau Island is.

…

Seriously. Fail lah u all.

For those who passed the test, you can continue reading. For those who did not, you can still read it. Haha..

I saw Minnie

And Winnie

And the Red Dragon from Mulan

And also Goofy.

Walao eh. Mickey and Minnie oso got Christmas edition ar?

I love the castle too.

I’m too lazy to write now. Photos will do for now ok? Will write a proper post next time.

My Cute Cousins

I have two very cute cousins. One boy, one girl makes a good yin and yang.

The boy is extremely naughty, mischievous, spoilt, sometimes fierce and loves attention. But when he smiles, it melts, well, almost everyone’s heart.

The girl photographs very sweetly with her smile. She’s like every other little girl, growing up thinking the mum’s the best person in the whole wide world. No, I”m not saying the mum’s a bad person just that the child is a very clingy girl. Hmm.

Awwwwwww. No matter how naughty, crybabies, mischievous and spoilt they are, they’re still my most lovable cousins.

Oh well, I did survive the whole 6 days HK trip with them anyways. :p