Guy I: Eh going to Thailand or not?
Guy II: Dowan la. Go by train scared, terrorist la.
Guy I: No la, we won’t be passing by that region.
Guy II: Terrorist can move one you know…

Hahahah..

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Friend I: Jom Babyface this Friday.
Friend II: Ah, got paper on Sat lah.
Friend I: What paper?
Friend II: Mandarin
Friend I: Oh. You cannot speak meh?
Friend II: Nope.
Friend I: WAH. Confirm DIE wan lahh.

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Friend III: Come I teach you mandarin. 50 bucks per hour.
Friend II: Walao eh.
Friend I: Mine is cheaper, 50 bucks per day.
Friend II: WALAO EH.
Friend III: Eh, he’s PMR standard. I’m SPM standard wohhhh.
Friend II: -__-”

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Girl I: Later if you go Tronoh, please tapao for me the red and white pork meat yea.
Girl II: HUH?!
Girl I: Yea, u know.. the one with the red sauce wan… and the one without any sauce…
Girl II: U mean Char Siew and Siew Yuk la..

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Heheh.